how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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