grandma shit on top of the toilet
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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