Don't you send me to vm
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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