why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
As shirtless as possible
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
