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His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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