I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
