your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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