it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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