It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
