Whod you bang
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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