It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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