did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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