Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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