how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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