Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Pooping to opera.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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