HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
there is glitter all over my balls
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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