It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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