my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Oh god it's open bar.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
