at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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