Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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