It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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