Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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