i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize