I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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