So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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