There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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