Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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