buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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