My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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