Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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