I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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