Kiss
Puke
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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