...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This house was built for laser tag.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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