Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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