Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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