so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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