did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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