oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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