i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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