I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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