The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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