We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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