How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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