are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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