I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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