What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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