that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
