But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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