Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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