Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Be still, my beating vagina.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We were destined to go to rehab together
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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