Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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