"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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