Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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