so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize